The slaughter of the Israelite firstborn? A mere administrative operation.
Persian News From Thermopylae
Yesterday the heroic Greek warrior Ephialtes joined our ranks.
Report From Herod's Chief of Staff
Our units have achieved a splendid victory over the infants of Bethlehem.
Alexander the Great
My work is done. I have united India with Macedonia for all time.
Among the Ruins
Peace has now been restored.
We have overcome and slain twenty thousand enemies and a few traitors.
I want peace too, but a Hunnish one.
Kill them! I want to proclaim myself their king.
On the Battlefield
Hey, our nation has grown by negative three thousand enemies!
These barbarians fight our cannons with bows and arrows!
I escaped to spare further bloodletting.
Only use your weapons against those who are defending themselves, and of course even against those who aren't.
We burned several other towns during out advance. What remained of the population welcomed us heartily.
You dirty savages, just wait until you are our faithful and happy subjects!
We abhor violence, but are willing to supply arms.
Neutrality? That means making money off of someone else's war.
Equilibrium is when we have the advantage.
And now we shall paternally care for those who remain.
A ban on aggressive wars? As long as defensive wars and punitive campaigns remain!
Here lies the Unknown Packhorse.
News From the Battlefield
Our heroic gas attack has repelled hordes of cowardly citizens in flight.
You fools, this is My victory!
Now we can peacefully devote ourselves to further armament again.
We'll soon civilize these savages; they already understand thermite and mustard gas.
LN, 17 May, 1936